conversations with mom at 1:30 in the morning.

mom: so you’re saying that iced tea isn’t carbonated?

me: nope. at least, not the iced tea that i’ve been drinking for years.

mom: but the root beer that i drink is carbonated, right?

me: that’s right!

mom: well, what about if you leave your drink open and let the fizz out?

me: ha, well then i guess it’s not carbonated anymore!


mom: your mom is so silly.

me: i know mom. it’s great.

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