conversations with mom at 1:30 in the morning.
mom: so you’re saying that iced tea isn’t carbonated?
me: nope. at least, not the iced tea that i’ve been drinking for years.
mom: but the root beer that i drink is carbonated, right?
me: that’s right!
mom: well, what about if you leave your drink open and let the fizz out?
me: ha, well then i guess it’s not carbonated anymore!
mom: your mom is so silly.
me: i know mom. it’s great.