conversations with mom at 1:30 in the morning.<\/p>\n
mom:<\/b> so you’re saying that iced tea isn’t carbonated?<\/p>\n
me:<\/b> nope. at least, not the iced tea that i’ve been drinking for years.<\/p>\n
mom:<\/b> but the root beer that i drink is carbonated, right?<\/p>\n
me:<\/b> that’s right!<\/p>\n
mom:<\/b> well, what about if you leave your drink open and let the fizz out?<\/p>\n
me:<\/b> ha, well then i guess it’s not carbonated anymore!<\/p>\n
*laughter*<\/p>\n
mom:<\/b> your mom is so silly.<\/p>\n
me:<\/b> i know mom. it’s great.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
conversations with mom at 1:30 in the morning. mom: so you’re saying that iced tea isn’t carbonated? me: nope. at least, not the iced tea that i’ve been drinking for years. mom: but the root beer that i drink is carbonated, right? me: that’s right! mom: well, what about if you leave your drink open […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}