{"id":53,"date":"2003-05-19T16:01:21","date_gmt":"2003-05-19T16:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/2003\/05\/training\/"},"modified":"2003-05-19T16:01:21","modified_gmt":"2003-05-19T16:01:21","slug":"training","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/2003\/05\/training\/","title":{"rendered":"training"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>feeling particularly useless today.  i have no car.  i haven&#8217;t slept in my own bed in two days.  i have 20 cents in my pocket.  i am wearing a black shirt with satan&#8217;s head on it, drawn by the illustrious <a href=\"http:\/\/www.k3n.com\">k3n<\/a>.  i have my green cargo pants.  i am wearing a hat i bought at american eagle of all places, and it got lost on halloween, was stepped on by billions of people at the logan house, and was found again.  i had to do some minor training with our new intern &#8211; she seems very timid, yet enthusiastic.  sounds of the empire came in, and i popped it into the computer and ripped it immediately.  i have work to do, but don&#8217;t want to do it.  i want to go back to new york.  i want to go back to austin two years ago.  i want to go back to toronto fifteen years ago.  i want to write about god.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>feeling particularly useless today. i have no car. i haven&#8217;t slept in my own bed in two days. i have 20 cents in my pocket. i am wearing a black shirt with satan&#8217;s head on it, drawn by the illustrious k3n. i have my green cargo pants. i am wearing a hat i bought at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palesky.com\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}